January 2010
27 posts
“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect...”
– Tom Robbins (via artpixie)
“Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get”
– Ingrid Bergman (via artpixie)
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a...
jimenna:
“How about having sex with a cat?” asked the zoophile.
“Let’s have sex with the cat and then torture it,” says the sadist.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it,” shouted the murderer.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again,” said the necrophile.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again...
kumomi:
I saw a bullterrier today on the way home from school. It made my day.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The logo looks great, but can we change the address font to Arabic? I need it for my Middle Eastern viewers.”
Me: “Actually, Arabic is a name of that font you sent me, it doesn’t actually change the words into another language. I can purchase a actual Arabic font, and figure out how to turn it into Arabic….”
Client: “So New Times Roman doesn’t change the words into...
Watchthedailywhat:
This Is Hilarious, You Should Watch It of the Day: French funnyman Rémi Gaillard celebrates 10 years of pissing people off with a five minute prank montage.
[b3ta.]
